We have all been through it. It’s the dreaded hotel breakfast buffet treasure hunt.

Trying to look casual and worldly while desperately searching for the glasses for the orange juice. Or the butter for the bread.

Which is the [email protected]^&ing plain tea?

Then trying to quickly discern which container, jug, urn or machine has the hot water and not the coffee, hot milk, cold milk, cocoa or something else that is going to make you look like a goose when you pour it onto your tea-bag.